Saturday, December 15, 2007

Pooping at the Four Seasons

The Four Seasons hotel on Market street is the most opulent place to drop a deuce in San Francisco, private residences aside. Notice the silver tray of napkins in place of paper towels.

I will say that gluing down the soap dispenser is a bit tacky, but at least it's full of fancy soap.


Anonymous said...

I have pooped there and concur about the quality of the john. Surprisingly the Marriott across the street has excellent facilities as well. Nevertheless, I'm red with envy that you managed to poop in the lap of luxury, the Getty House. Kudos.

Ryan said...

Thanks for the tip, anonymous pooper. Will look into the Marriott. It's important to mix it up. Don't want to wear out my welcome at the Four Seasons.